A few stupid jokes that my son told me for halloween. Be prepared to groan.
Why did the skeleton cross the road ?
Because he wanted to get to the Body Shop.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had no body to go with.
Why are graveyards so noisy?
Because of all the coffin.
By the end of this third joke I pleaded with him to cease. But oh no, he had to torture me some more!
Why is Baron Frankenstein such good fun?
Because he soon has you in stitches.
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Because you can see right through them!
At this point I screamed for mercy and ran away..................................................................
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